Hm. I may be experiencing… hunger. But I am slightly unsure. Better wait until my stomach hurts and I have a massive headache to eat snack.

resident evil? no. landlord evil.

I honestly have no aspirations anymore other than i want to be able to do my silly little hobbies, treat myself every now and then and love my friends and my cats

nobody look at me I'm an idiot

I am the smartest person alive

nope, I’m dumb as fuck

I’m a beacon of knowledge

What's going on with y'all tonight?

homosexual tendencies and dastardly actions

Honestly same

i’m like a romanceable npc if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me

sorry can’t get back to u, too busy thinking about spider-man

vibe check *kisses ur forehead*

depression has got me acting cringy as fuck dude

who else just wants to go absolutely wild and bake some cookies with a pretty girl?? go nuclear and make some tea?? absolutely lose their fucking mind and curl up under a blanket??

sun: 🌞 me: shut the fuck

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved

mostly static, sometimes disembodied words like “pastry” and “crime”, leaves you guessing

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on