Sayonara Bitches *:･ﾟ✧

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my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

who wants to come over and just like. come to my backyard with me and then just. scream. for three hours.

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

you have a beautiful imagination

All I’m seeing is a well paying job with good customers

Why would the ghosts fuck with you for tryna keep their place clean?

Everything I’ve learned about Elon Musk has been completely against my will.

Butter the cat. Butter the cat.

This is very @chaotic-space-ace

I am convinced that this is in fact me