Omnes relinquite spes, o vos intrantes

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

her name is alexa

today my dad said “why do people binge watch entire seasons? it’s not like you’d get a book and read it in one night” so i’m not convinced he knows anything about what i do in my freetime

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

The Harry Potter series is 7 books and thousands of pages of buildup just for the main character to kill the villain with a “no u”

i would call the police then papa john himself