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God it would be fun to play games with a bunch of people who have no shame about how loudly they're belching into the mic, myself included

Burping semi-quietly and saying "excuse me!" To be polite when someone chimes in with "that was nothing!" Only to *buuuuuUUUUURP!* even louder, with a laugh and "THAT was a burp."

Interrupting a tense moment in a match where we're all trying to survive with a huuuuge belch (which of course would throw me off/fluster me and I'd probably die)

Casually burping mid conversation ("So are we *buuuurp* gonna start another game or what? Hey, I just *uuurp* started playing something new we should try!) and not even acknowledging it 😍 Or if they DO acknowledge it, it's because they're cocky and smug about the fact they keep burping ("what? I drink a lot of soda!") and maybe they even love belching to annoy their friends or make them laugh (or tease in my case)

One-upping each other about their belches until the whole call turns into an incoherent mess of people burping and laughing about it? Bring it to me now.

Or someone being especially gassy mid-game, so much that they let out a whole rumbling monster of a belch and make someone else stroke their ego with a surprised reaction - "Oh my god, what the hell was that?"

Fun fact: 144 THOUSAND people have watched the full 1:40 on twitter and bluesky, and I cant post anything like it here.

Piggy couldn’t even wait till he got home to tuck into the eggnog 🐷

this is from Dec. 2025, I was thinking about eggnog earlier and just had to find this clip. I must’ve been drinking like 8L of eggnog a week at the time, I wish I took a pic of my recycling bin for proof 😂

Absolutely beached myself with gainer pudding yet again 🐳