Alpha Man's World

I could body slam you and end your life, faggot. Wanna find out what 300lbs against your scrawny chest feels like? Disrespect me one more time. I said on your knees and I fucking meant it.

Sure, fag, you can lick the sweat off my body. For each lick, though, it’ll be $50, and once you start, you can’t stop until it’s all gone. For every trace of sweat left on my body once you stop, that’ll be one punch. I think that sounds fair.

This bag is serving its purpose pretty well babe, thanks for getting me it. Just know though that if I find out you’re doing me wrong, I’m gonna hang you by your clothes on this hook and use you instead. How long do you think you can last with these thighs around you? ‘Cause I can do a hell of a lot of situps.

This cocky 20-something just beat the crap out of your boyfriend. Do you wanna go home with the winner, or the loser?

Fuck. There is nothing sexier than a pair of masculine, muscular hands. The grip these guys have, the toughness of their palms, and their deathgrip of a chokehold. I try not to get too wild when I’m with a dude with sexy hands ‘cause it can sound pretty weird, but fuuuuuck

You arrive at your boyfriend’s house before he does and find a practically naked guy standing out front. You want to do the natural thing, which is to ask him what the hell he is doing there, but he’s built like a fucking tank and you reconsider. As the more masculine guy in your relationship, you feel like you should be telling the dude to get lost, but the fact that his arms are twice as big as yours makes you falter. Instead, what ends up happening is your boyfriend arrives, the guy literally picks him up, and the two of them go into the house as you’re left where you’re standing. The audible moans from inside the house give you a pretty clear picture of what’s happening: a more alpha man is taking what is his.

Louis and I had been on two dates so far, and he said he was going to be sparing at a local gym that hosted different grappling and stand-up combat classes. He wanted me to get an idea of how passionate he was about martial arts. The way he laughed and grinned as he crushed the life out of his opponent’s skull, and made eye contact with me as he did it, gave me the hint I needed: either I keep seeing Louis and know what I’m getting into, or break it off and risk becoming one of his victims.

There is nothing more intimidating than knowing you are physically inferior to another man. I contacted this landscaping company because the rules of my HOA are very strict about the yard upkeep year-around. The man who arrived looked like his biceps could crack my skull, and like a jaguar in the presence of a deer, he sensed my fear. The passes he made at my wife right in front of me made it painfully clear that even if he was doing me a service, he was still at the top of the food chain.