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You unlock secret dialogue by being open about your kinks with friends

you unlock hidden events too

I know what it means to be friends. Friends is when you’re 2 horsies lying down with your necks together and your legs stuck out

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

reblog that post about Black people, whitey

i’m gonna start talking about shaving the way homophobes talk about being gay. i don’t care what you do in the privacy of your own home but leave me out of it. i also dont think children should see it on tv

you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

Love the asexual tranny too, btw

not every social interaction has to be rooted in sexuality and the second a lot of girls start denying their body to others they lose a lot of opportunities for connection and I think a lot of us pretend it just doesn't happen like that

i cannot express how much long term damage having a boyfriend will do to your mental and physical well being. you know this. cut it out

jobs for people who. don’t know how to do anything. computer are you listening to me

I’ve said it before but I prefer ‘homemaker’ over stay at home mom/stay at home dad because 1.) it’s gender neutral 2.) it does not revolve around your relationship to another person 3.) it communicates that you have complex responsibilities and goals outside of “just taking care of your kid” 4.) you do not have to have children to be a homemaker, you just have to make a dwelling a home