Just...books I guess

if u think depression or anxiety is “quirky” or “cute” you can have mine because I dont wanna deal with it

one day you’re going to come across somebody and this person isn’t going to be who you expected. they’ll bring you butterflies in the deepest parts of your stomach yet peacefulness in the depths of your mind. you’ll be confused because you won’t understand how someone can make you so nervous yet so calm at the same time. you’ll soon begin to realize that this same person is on your mind in times that you should be focusing on other things. they will make you want more of them and you’ll soon see how contagious their laugh is. their eyes will become embedded in your brain and all you’ll see is their face and all you’ll hear is their voice. you’ll want to know every little detail about them, to the point where you’ll feel obsessive but no matter how much you try to push it away, you’ll just keep coming back for more. some day you’ll meet someone that you didn’t expect, but this person will end up becoming the one person you won’t ever want to live without. without really realizing it, someone is going to be the reason that shows you real, happy love does exist and trust me, it’s a ride you want to be a part of.

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

Things I didn’t know

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE LORD OF THE RINGS

i have been laughing at this for 9 years

The only pure moment on earth that matters