Probably Dreaming

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

if there’s one thing 90s scifi loves it’s bdsm-coding its villains

though to be fair to 90s scifi writers i think a lot of them also wanted to be abducted and sexually tortured by hot leather-clad aliens because scifi writers in general are massive perverts. two things can be true at once etc etc

july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out