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"Oh my god, I can't wait to tell everyone!"

"Shut up! That can't be true."

"Wait, what? No, no way. That doesn't even make sense."

"Hmm, I don't know about that. That sounds like something someone made up after one too many drinks."

"OMG, that would explain so much!"

"I'm sorry, what? My brain's not processing this."

"Really? I need all the details. Like, everything."

"Who told you that?"

"Oh, sure, and next you're gonna tell me they're secretly royal too, right?"

"No, no, no, that can't be right. They would never! Unless..."

"Well, that's a new one. Someone's gonna need a whole lot of explaining to do."

"Nah, not going to believe any of that."

"Another obviously fabricated rumor? Wow, people really have too much free time on their hands."

"Okay, but we don't actually know if that's true, right? It's just a rumor after all."

"I think I know them well enough to know that this is bullshit."

"That's the rumor? You've gotta be kidding me."

"No fucking way is that true!"

"I did not see that coming!"

"Are you serious? I don't believe that for a second. That's wild!"

"Ooooh, now this is juicy! Tell me everything."

"I think I'll wait until I get the full picture before jumping to conclusions with this one."

"Did you tell anyone else about this?"

"That's like something out of a bad movie."

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