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"Your work's playing lackey," he lowered slowly, to sit among the highest pile of rubble, idly kicking one leg. "But next time I'll leave ya to it."

At least they don't seem all that smug. They weren't the ones responsible for his 'turn' after all, so.

"I woulda let ya have this one, if I didn't think you'd take all day. But you guys would never make anything pers-on-al."

a list of rp starter sentences from tadc ep: 1 - feel free to reblog and use, please switch pronouns as needed!

I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart stopping, mind-bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon!

I can't wait to see what you've got cooking up for today!

W-w-wait? Huh, where am-?

Is this one of your NPCs or is this a new sucker?

My my! It appears a new human has entered this realm!

I'm not doing that again.

Just keep grabbing at it. 

Everything's gonna be okay, new stuff.

What the **** is going on?!

The Amazing Digital Circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages.

You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders where anything can happen!

Well, don't freak out about it or anything.

Welcome to your new home, and your new body.

We've been stuck here for years.

[ ] over there's supposedly been here the longest.

Did someone say something about an insect collection?

This is a dream, and I should just play along until I wake up, right!?

Whatever you say, kid.

I'd like to give our brand new member a tour of the circus grounds first. Off we go!

Night, day, it's all okay!

We... don't venture out into the void. Not even [ ] know(s) what's out there.

We stay right here, where I can keep my hundreds of all seeing eyes on you!

Let's get outta here before the moon gets frisky!

...Why are you like this..?

If there was a way to leave, I'm pretty sure we'd have all left by now.

You're probably just experiencing DIGITAL HALLUCINATIONS!

Uh.. Oh, God! Why can't I remember my NAME?!

One of the few things I don't have control over are your minds.

You're right, terrible. Let's try that again!

We should have a brand-new adventure for our new member, [ ]!

Do you like adventure? Activity? Wonder? Danger? Horror? Pain? Suffering? Agony? Death? Disease? Death? Angel food cake?

The entire circus tent will be infested with [ ], and you gotta catch 'em all!

Why do these humanoid hash browns do this?

Now good luck, and have fun, my little superstars!

They're just something fun to do to, you know, prevent us from going insane. 

Oh no, they killed [ ]... Anyway, you guys wanna go get something to eat?

But wait, wouldn't that more likely mean the exit does exist?

It could also mean you just have a jump-start on losing your mind.

Heh, (s)he still thinks this is a dream.

Uh, why are you looking at me like that?

I'm fine with doing whatever, as long as I get to see funny things happen to people.

Do you think pairing them up together is a good idea?

Come on, ladies, let's go harass the clown.

Thank goodness this is all a dream, right, [ ]?

Don't worry, Dollface, I've got a key to his room.

By the way, I may have left something in your room today, so let me know if you find it.

It could be a completely unrelated question. You'll never know until it's too late.

Oh, [ ]'s been abstracted. That, that's okay.

It might be that terrible thing I was talking about earlier when you reach your breaking point!

I know we didn't always get along, like when you called me out for fake laughing at your jokes.

I swear, I really did think they were funny, I was just having a bit of a bad day!

I don't know what I'm looking at here.

Oh, yeah, thank you for the recap. ...Boy, we're not very good at this, are we?

Oh, (s)he's doing greeeat. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen her/him this happy before.

Hello? [ ]? That was your name, right?

Hey, look, I'm, I didn't mean to leave you behind like that, I just, I didn't know what to do.

Hello? [ ]? We have a bit of an issue here!

Huh, what form of mass dares presume presence in the nest of the Queen!?

You know, you could have asked for my consent before forcing me to see something so completely and utterly disgusting.

Oh look, there's [ ]. Hi, [ ]!

Kinda rude, [ ]. Now I don't wanna help you.

Yet, you're still watching it!

You didn't experience a game show in there, did you?

Ladies first. No wait, why would I say that?

Wait, [ ] not even here? Wasn't this whole thing for her/him!?

Be quiet. I can't hear the escalator.

Oh, [ ], you always know how to make me say this exact sentence.

[ ] abstracted? Why didn't anybody tell me?

I mean, no offense, [ ], but I always thought you would be next.

So, I guess the adventure's over.

Made with all the love I'm legally allowed to give.