evil and retired

Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

An Update:

gay adult: i agree, it makes me uncomfortable to see adults fixating exclusively on content of young gay people while ignoring any representation of gay people their own age or watering down those characters to unrealistic hollow versions of their actual selves. i remember how unsafe these adults made me feel as a teenager

So… I have a theory about these two.

People keep talking about how Flapjack and this yellow cardinal are both Caleb and Evelyn’s palismen. Some say yellow belonged to Caleb, and Flapjack belonged to Evelyn. Well, I think it’s the other way around in my opinion. For it was hinted at in “Thanks to Them” Flapjack was a gift to Caleb from Evelyn. So my proposal is this:

The yellow cardinal was Caleb’s gift to Evelyn. He made them as as either a “wedding proposal” gift (instead of a ring), or just as a thank you gift for her being so kind to him. Either way, if this is true, notice this:

Caleb was gold/yellow color coordinated.

The cardinal he gifted to Evelyn was yellow.

Evelyn was red color coordinated.

Flapjack is a red cardinal.

The two had palismen that reflected each other’s partner.

Caleb’s gift was a thank you to Evelyn for letting him be a witch.

Evelyn’s gift was to show how much she cared for him.

And to really hit the point home.

Cardinals mate for life.

The two were soulmates.

And their palismen reflected each other’s love for one another.