i've been on this hellsite too long

i just feel like friendship is one of the most expansive and beautiful forms of love you can ever experience and i wish we gave it more credit

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

these turkish delights have turkish ends....

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

Oh so when your mom puts a little bit of her heart in every meal that's fine, but when I, Harrowhark the First,