Professional Tree Climber

being in the x reader tabs of at least 9 different characters is probably the closest I'll ever be to being a slut

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

when its getting bad again but you can‘t talk to anybody about it so you lowkey just sit there and let your thoughts consume you

mood swings are hilarious because you’ll be like “everyone loves me for my neverending joy and whimsy i’m so happy and cheerful a—post cancelled turns out i want to kill myself”

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

Computah make this man horny and desperate for me

What

(said about fictional guy that has not gone anywhere and i can see at any time) I FUCKING MISS HIM

It's so fucked up that you and I have to work, when we should be getting romanced by a handsome 2D guy instead

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

You can't just post this and not tell us how man

I thank you, my wife thanks you, and as for the reblog chain, that goes without saying.

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

her ball

Eve in the garden

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself