i like toxins. my dream is Eat dirt

something I really liked about doctor who when David Tennant was in it and I really miss now was that the doctor was constantly getting the shit beaten out of him. not a single episode went by where he didn't completely eat shit at least once. bring that back

I know I'm op but yeah.....yeah :((

Fuit gummy

Weirdo little kids are my favorite kinds of people

She should lie face down on a skateboard and slide at people

Imagine you're an adult sitting at your front door handing out treats to the usual little vampires and witches and trademarked superheroes and this giant horseshoe crab comes rolling up the front walk and then it stands up and there's this little girl inside it.

I don’t identify as “male” or “female”. I identify as a problem

Mitosis......

gender neutral? no. gender agnostic. not sure I believe in gender and if it’s real I’m not sure I’m happy about it