When given a task that involved very little participation of morality and legality, Howard spends very little time ruminating. He loves tasks he could switch his mind off for, where hundreds of years of trial and error had taught him his own methodologies, especially when it comes down to hands-on procurement.
[ TXT ] Nice to meet you, Mr Armand.
Dressed to the nines: sharp collars, suit and tie; he sauntered into the auction room with a cold gaze that swept over every face and every heartbeat. Howard smiled blandly, returning curious and audacious eyes looking over him, counting the minutes by the ticking of a Patek Philippe of one patron, and the slow, sluggish pulse of another. The room grew cold as Howard took his seat, crossing his legs as he browsed through his emails and text messages. Fingers tapping on thermostats -- it's seventy-four degrees, why is it so cold? -- shoulders shrugging on coats, but the show must go on.
Two auction hands brought out a radiant heater. The room remained chilly.
[ TXT ] Unexpected estate auction on your piece before I could negotiate the price with the previous (dead) owner. Greedy kids, think it'll go for a bigger number than I'd offered.
Howard tilted his head to the side. A woman was staring daggers at him.
[ TXT ] I never understood what they call 'finer things in life', you know. Gold. Fame. Paintings. Stuff.
He raised his paddle, rolled his eyes. Half a million British pounds.
[ TXT ] Plants though? Plants are lovely. I love gardening, I have a green thumb if you'd believe me. But like everything else in life, the most valuable thing is time. Time, among other things, I don't own.
One point two million. Howard sighed audibly. Another raise of his paddle. Two million.
[ TXT ] A lifespan of less than a hundred years spent on a painting double that in age. And then they die. Sell it on to the next bloke who'd die of a deep vein thrombosis in two weeks. comedy writes itsel
"Sir, you can't use your phone when the auction is --"
Howard glanced at the attendant, raised his paddle, then gestured with indignance.
Twenty-three point five million.
"I can do whatever I bloody fucking want, love."
"Now will you please leave me alone?"
Going twice. Funny numbers. None of this is real.
Twenty-six million from the Patek wearing patron. Howard drew a breath, smiled. His victim had just secured themselves tonight.
Once, twice, and sold. He got up, straightened his suit, and left the building.
"… horrific accident involving a truck and two SUVs… victim is a businessman and philanthropist Jonathan Holmes… returning from an auction…"
✦✦✦ ─────── HOWARD LEANED AGAINST his car outside the restaurant, licking the edge of the rolling paper and neatly finishing his cigarette. It was left pursed on his lip unlit, just at the edge of a speck of blood at the corner of his mouth.
"Sorry it's so late," he mumbled through clenched teeth. There was a droplet of blood on the edge of his pristine, crisp collar too. "Not very good with the--" Howard tapped the side of his temple, "--mind thing we all do. Think I blew a few veins out. Painting's in the back. Clean purchase, rest assured, you can show it off in your restaurant no problem. No one's coming to look for it anymore."