You are Iron

Are we married? Are we dating? Are we running a small business together? Are we in the middle of an elaborate plan to kill an ancient godlike being?

The final season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians has just begun to release.

The Ares and Apollo cabins are in a dispute over ownership for the flying chariot.

The counselors sit around a table in the Big House.

Percy has just learned that he's (probably) gonna die in the next month, when Clarisse and Michael begin to bicker. Percy has had it up to here.

He starts clapping rhythmically. There is a lull in the room as they stare at him.

He claps faster.

Avatrice + Improvised moments

So if we just combined, all our problems would be solved. Because, I mean, alone, let’s face it…We totally suck.

So if we just combined, all our problems would be solved. Because, I mean, alone, let’s face it…We totally suck.