you homo scumbag I'll kill you

tbh it's very difficult to take any opinion on callout culture on tumblr seriously if it fails to acknowledge how it arose out of necessity

many self-identified left-leaning people seem to have recently adopted a strange attitude of “maybe we should only believe victims if it’s politically convenient” which is basically the same ideological conditions that allowed Cesar Chavez to escape accountability while he was alive. This is a dangerous mindset that lays the groundwork for future Monetizeyourcats and future Cesar Chavezes.

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

some good news is that someone keeps ddosing kiwifarms for the past few weeks and their provider is so small that it doesn’t have enough skill/resources to stop it from happening

i need to lift weights or else the dragon of destruction will take over

Got a tattoo today that I've wanted for years and years and years of Orion on my arm with orion's belt being these three cig burns I gave myself when I wasn't doing like, great, and a little spaceship near Betelgeuse. And people keep asking me and I'm like o its Orion I like it ♥️ and they look at me funny because I don't get tattoos like that it's cool if u do it's just not my thing and ppl know that. And well the real reason is because in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy it starts with Arthur dents entire planet blowing up and everything else is the slow burn emotional fallout of that except you're also British and hence have the emotional self awareness of a brick of cream cheese + the world is an inherently absurd place that is constantly throwing b movie shit at you and you just have to keep on movin which is how I feel all the time except I'm not British and not in space either. But fords there too and it's offhandedly mentioned that his planet (which orbited betelgeuse) was destroyed wholesale at some point when he was very young so really he's just an Arthur who's been in the game longer. and they hang out all the time but in the man way where they're not actually super close. So it doesn't come up and they die together and the last lines are both of them recognizing this strange kinship in the other but not knowing why before dying. Anyways that's what I remember the end of mostly harmless as. As you may be able to tell from the cig burns I was not doing well mentally but I was genuinely obsessed with it. Anyways the tattoo represents how you keep moving on through life even when the whole world blows up and how someone who understands you may be closer then u think and you have to trust and people or you're gonna blow up on the version of earth that you never existed on staring at your weird situationship like huh I think I see the same yawning hole in you that I have but then it doesn't matter because you're dead. But as evidenced by the aforementioned post that's a lot to explain and also I'm the only person alive who thinks about hitchhikers guide to the galaxy this seriously so idk what to say. It's um it's my Orion I like it.

I went back and reread the last few chapters and psych. They're sitting on the same stairwell but not interacting Arthur just hears him laughing in the bg. I think I got my wires crossed with the ending of two (my second fave book in the series) and quite frankly with some of the fanfiction I wrote about them at the time. MH is very bleak and frankly a little hateful and I wouldn't be shocked if it was a bitter reaction to the fact that dirk gently never took off in quite the same way (because the first book was bad tbh. Second one was good tho) so he had to keep going back and writing hgtg books. However Doug's been dead for 25 slutty, slutty years and he can't stop me

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

but i believe aang can save the world

guards !!!! take them to the Dungeon !!! no not the. not the Sex Dungeon. yes. the Regular Dungeon sorry i should've specified

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying