INFJ Facts

What the fuck did you just fucking say about us, you little Earth bitches? We’ll have you know every INFJ here is graduated at the top of their class in Mental Manipulation, and we’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Planet Earth, and have over 10000 spies working in the governments to slowly take over. We are trained in destroying spirits and have the best psychic army in the entire universe. You are all nothing to us but just another target. We will suck the soul right the fuck out of you with powers the likes of which have never been seen before on your puny planet, mark our fucking words. You think you can get away with declassifying our home planet? Think again, fuckers. As we speak we are contacting the said secret network of spies across the planet and your locations are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggots. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your advanced brain. You’re fucking dead, kids. We can be anywhere, anytime, and we can break you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with our words. Not only are we extensively trained in manipulating minds, but we have access to a magical meteor that we will use to wipe your miserable asses off the face of the universe should you piss us off enough, you little shits. If only you had known what unholy retribution your little “clever” declassification was about to bring down upon you all, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiots. We will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddos.