This Way, Please!

"What the actual Hell are you doin' here?" Diego looked at Lila with a knife drawn from behind his back, despite the fact he was in his boxers as he went to get the paper from outside his apartment door. She'd avoided the eyehole and was now standing in front of him, holding it away from him. "Gimme that.... I'm... You okay?"

After a long night, Klaus stumbled back home, accidentally going to Allison's room. He flopped down on the bed and sighed, only noticing her laying down to read after he impacted. "Oh.... Hey, sis, what's up?" He asked nonchalantly, looking around. "Did.... Your room get prettier, or-?"

"Little sister! Where are you, it's almost time to hit the rip!" Klaus called out, flopping on the couch. He'd had too much time with the ghosts and spirits of the dead, and while he would be breaking sobriety, Harleen had assured him he would only have one toke of her one-hitter. She'd tie him up before he got any more, per the agreement. "My head is like a bunch of... Whiny doorbells, it's awful."

"Sis, I swear, I had no idea that you were gonna be here." Diego said defensively, having barged into the room where she had taken a guy home. "But uh.... He botherin' you?" He asked her the question as his hand hovered over a knife in his jacket.

The boy had teleported into the kitchen of Avengers Tower and wasted no time leaning over the counter to take a pot of coffee that had been made some time ago. "Not much time, yes, I know who you are, no I don't care to explain, so. I hear you guys like to save the world, yeah?" He asked Natasha, sipping from the pot directly after making sure it wasn't too hot. "Shit, that's not bad."

"Welcome to the Team Zero, stranger. Take a number..... Just... Not Two."

"Oh, wow, that doesn't... That looks terrible. Hehe.... Oh, well, let's get this over with. Hi, Klaus here."

"Shit, where am I now?"