Apr 27, 2018
my boss in 2040: *attempts to administer an electroshock to my government planted microchip as a sign that they want me to increase my productivity*
me, who has spent all of my facebook credits on completely replacing my flesh, bones and organs with machinery in an attempt to gain BillGates Version 2.11β²s favor: *short circuits and dies instantly*
the government mandated McDonaldsβ’ drone that monitors everyone who lives in my district: *immediately liquidates my assets and uploads a copy of my brain into a holding cell located in VR Farmville in order to reprimand me for dying on the clock*
