Weekend Warrior

XIII 

[he tries to pry open my jaws as to confiscate the object. i bite him. i am cast out from eden.]

This is my new favorite thing on the Internet

I’m afraid brilliance cannot be summarized -◇ﾟ

Link

oh lawd he comin

lizard out there really gonna do it

this lizard is braver than any US marine

he’s going for it, the absolute madlad

Pikachu would like your credit card details.

Im assuming he’s also mad about kosher food!??

here’s my hot take

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]