Needsalife

A tiefling rogue, or a thiefling, if you will,

A tiefling barbarian, or a beefling, if you will,

A tiefling druid, or a leafling, if you will

A tiefling divination wizard, or a seefling, if you will,

A devout tiefling cleric, or a beliefling, if you will,

English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

you need to stop

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

“Interesting.” I say as I reload my most recent save.

This is super real.

Completely accurate.

@pre-successful America exposed. 

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

ACCURATE

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown