An Empty Hearth Down By The Sea

I understand that you were aiming for a morally grey protagonist, but in practice what you've ended up with is more of a moral beige.

goddamn the Et Al family are some smart motherfuckers

everytime you blink me and I re-enter the battlefield my tits bounce btw. you also draw a card but let's be honest that's not why you're doing it. pervert

good music should beat the shit out of you

so the opposite of a power couple is a “liability couple” or a “train wreck couple” or a “toxic couple” or a “codependent mess”, that last one is good but they all need a little spicing up

and you shipping reprobates should have a well developed set of terminology for parsing out fine grained degrees of relationship dysfunction surely

oh yeah you think it’s hot 😒

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes