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✨Preorders for The Ineffable Plan are OPEN!✨

We are a Good Omens project themed around different myths and legends!

We have six exciting bundles featuring our carefully crafted 30-card oracle deck, a 70+ page zine with the card illustrations and new fic and art, and some amazing physical and digital merch!

Please consider supporting the project and our charity Amazon Watch!

Tier Options:

⭐The Celestial Observer: PDF zine only ($15) ⭐The Celestial Observer: Physical zine ($20)

🌟Nice and Accurate Prophesies: Physical oracle deck ($30) - made up of 30 cards that each draw on a legend. Truly a unique collection!

⭐🌠The Infernal Times: Physical zine and all merch ($45) - includes the zine, 2 charms, 2 buttons, 2 prints, a desktop background, coloring pages, a sticker, and 2 printable bookmarks

🌟🌠The New Aquarian Digest: Oracle deck and all merch ($55) - includes the oracle deck, 2 charms, 2 buttons, 2 prints, a desktop background, coloring pages, a sticker, and 2 printable bookmarks

⭐ 🌟 🌠To The World: Everything! ($65)

Funding goals:

At $4,500 we are fully funded!

At $5,200, a custom printed deck bag will be given to every customer who orders the deck!

At $7,000, a free notepad will be included in every physical order.

At $9,600, two free patches will be included in every physical order.

At $12,000, the deck will be upgraded to have golden gilded edges.

Get your bundle before JULY 15!

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TOMORROW is the last day to order! We are so close to our stretch goal to add two free patches!

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Thank you so much. My package arrived, and... just in time. A dear friend is passing suddenly, and the card i pulled was more than perfect to bring clarity and peace. So. Thank you to everyone involved. The deck reads true, for my family of 6 (I always test a new deck on family) but mostly. It gave me what I needed. So my thanks to the team, and extra thanks to the artist and writers for the 2face Janus card. Be blessed.

I'm so happy to hear that the deck was able to bring you some clarity. Hope the deck continues to speak to you and that you have have a peaceful new year. ♥

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Zines are in! That means we'll be starting to ship packages in batches next week. Please contact us if you have a shipping address change to report!! Excited to get the goodies to you!

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Production update: Our proof came in last Friday! Here's a video of the result. We're going to have to make some minor changes since not everything printed correctly, and then we'll be ordering the bulk order! Thank you all so much for your patience; we're almost at the end!

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Hi, I'm appreciating the regular updates but just want to query the email dated June 26th which says: "We ordered a proof that is scheduled to arrive by July 2nd and then we will order the books in bulk!" When a previous email dated Jun 1st said: "...our books have been ordered and will arrive sometime in the next two weeks." Can you see why I'm confused? What's true? What's a lie? Have you just been stringing us along since May 2020? This experience has put me off Crowdfunding for good.

Hi! Totally understandable to be worried. Let me see if I can be more clear! We want to reassure everyone that we're not trying to scam anyone and instead we've just experienced setbacks, both in our personal lives and in terms of the zine. However, we are committed to shipping everything and are very sorry for the time delay.

In summary, our manufacturer said that we had issues with our file and that they were experiencing delays, and thus we had to make a new order. When we made the first announcement we really thought the books would be arriving in two weeks, which didn't happen. Receipts are below the "read more" if you would like details.

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Update! Zines have been ordered and will be arriving in the next few weeks. The proof of the decks has also come in. We will update with pictures when the zines arrive <33 Thank you so much for your patience!

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I just got the last notification email and wanted to reach out to you guys. I hope all of you don't feel pressured to push yourselves too hard. Your mental health is important, and I've waited patiently for this long so I know I can continue to be patient. Please take care of yourselves first, and I look forward to when the packages are ready! 😊

Hi there, thank you so much for this patient and kind message. This is such a wonderful thing for you to send and for us to hear, thank you so much <3

Hi! Looking forward to receiving my Ineffable Plan Oracle Deck goodies....just asking for an update. The last I heard was 22nd September, you had received the stickers, buttons, prints, and notepads, and were waiting on the patches and charms. Any progress?

Hello! We’ve received the charms and patches (both have pictures on the blog), so we’re just waiting on the decks and zines themselves. We hope to have them soon!

Charms are in! Both are double sided 💖🍄

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Hello! Sorry I missed the window for sponsoring - I've just come across the post. But is there a chance the oracle deck will be available outside of the campaign or any other way to purchase it? Thank you!

Hello! We will likely have a few leftover decks after we ship out all the preorders and hope to have enough to open leftover sales. If that is the case, we will post on social media to let everybody know! Thank you so much for your interest and patience!

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More items are coming in!

Mod Adam will be making the custom deck bags by hand! Also pictured are the two stretch goal patches!✨✨

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Buttons and notepads are IN!

(And, pssst, the notepads were a stretch goal, so we hope you’re excited to get your complimentary notepad if your bundle was stretch goal eligible!)

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Hey there! Just wondering what's going on with the zine. I haven't seen anything updated since preorders closed. Is production in progress? Thanks!

Production is indeed in progress! Our stickers and print proofs recently arrived and we will keep you updated as more stuff comes in!

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We've received the stickers and print proofs! Don't they look great? We can't wait to get everything else and will keep you updated!! Thank you to everyone for supporting us!✨✨

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Hi! I been looking around, but I haven’t been able to find when the decks will be shipping out. Do you have a timeline or eta for when the merch will go out? I ask because I haven’t seen any updates in the past month.

Hello! In the spirit of transparency, we’d like to be honest about where we are in the process. We unfortunately had to recruit a last-minute pinch-hitter, and we are waiting on them to finish for us to be able to order the deck and book. We are so thankful for their agreeing to work on such a tight turnaround and they are doing an amazing job! We do not know exactly when everything will be available. We will most likely be able to ship in Fall 2020, however, and can’t wait to post updates on our social media when items come in! Be assured, we are working on the project and haven’t forgotten about it!

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Will you guys be doing leftover orders or whatever it's called for people who missed out on the preorder window? D:

Yes!!!! We definitely will be :D

Unfortunately, we can’t guarantee the quantity or the quality of the items (we’ll be selling any damaged items at a discount), but we will definitely have leftover sales. Thank you so much for your interest!

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I know pre-orders were open for a long time but I have had Zero Money for the last several months that hasn't been forced to go to other things. Is there going to be a leftovers sale? Or is this it?

Thank you for reaching out, and glad to hear you’re interested in the project despite everything going on! We will for sure have leftover sales in a few months! We’ll keep you updated on that :)

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