2old4thisshit

I tried centering it. Ancient horrors leapt forth from the depths of the hell of pixels that twisted across my screen.

i'm ngl i'm not ready to enter the darker half of the year next week

#This.is.the.way

You don’t remember how you ended up in this bunker, or much of anything for that matter, however you’re pretty sure the “Don’t open” note on the exit door is written in your handwriting.

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH busted

Still a sandwich tho

I work at a restaurant and nothing will ever beat the time this woman threw an absolute hissy fit at brunch because we ran out of home fries and all we had were french fries, she yelled at me, she demanded to speak to my manager, and when she’s in the middle of complaining, my manager just stopped her and went “hey do you want a hug?” and this woman went “what?” and my manager was like “you just seem super upset about the shape of these potatoes and I thought maybe you needed a hug” fucking hysterical, I got to watch a human blue screen in real life, absolutely the best way to shame someone for their nonsense I’ve ever seen

Really hoping to make it there some day. Still a work in progress.

…Older. :)