SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THINGS SAID BETWEEN ME & MY PARTNER / PART FOUR
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“You make the saddest noises when you’re tired.”
“Why am I always so mean to you in your dreams?”
“You cause most of global warming with your farts.”
“I support you being nice and warm.”
“You’re just so good to sit on.”
“That was beautiful and very weird.”
“I threw a load of grenades at them and got them all.”
“It’s time for a noodle.”
“Why is the mailman in my driveway? He’s been there for five minutes.”
“I’m on a chandelier looking fucking cool.”
“I actually have to have a brain for this and I don’t have one of those right now.”
“Get got! Come get got by me!”
“I accidentally kicked her in the face, but it was a nice kick.”
“Do I sound like a turkey?”
“I’m your living nightmare.”
“No offense, but it’s literally disgusting.”
“I had a dream and you were really mean to me.”
“Wow, you’re terrifying.”
“What the fuck, that’s really gay.”
“This is why we plays sims, because our lives are terrible.”
“As if we’d ever turn down a free dinner.”
“The machine is broken so this bitch ain’t paying.”
“I can always count on you.”
“Murdering is my favorite thing to do.”
“I think murder is my only ambition at this point.”
“I need my toes, I can’t cut them off.”
“Being nice to you is not natural.”
“I’m going to sing to you through the bathroom door.”
“I think I’ve defeated your mom.”
“Cute is not an emotion.”
“He’s like a swimmer, but scarier.”
“This is the pettiest thing I have ever seen you do.”
“I want to pet the neighborhood cat. I’m gonna hunt for the pussy.”
“That is, by far, the worst thing you have ever said to me.”
“I bought you a bottle of alcohol and flowers.”
“What’s the most sinister thing at the supermarket?”
“Why is my life like this all the time?”
“Go ahead, kill me. See what happens.”
“You okay over there? You sound like you’re dying.”
“You mean you don’t like waking up to me staring at you like I’m gonna murder you?”
“[cheerily] You’re killing me.”
“Don’t cry! If you cry I’ll cry!”
“I don’t know why that fits me, but it’s accurate so I’ll just accept it.”
“That’s so pretty, I want one.”
“We do talk a lot of shit.”
“I’m not gonna get a coffee. I’m gonna get dead.”
“You can do it! You’ve got this, bitch!”
“We only have two more months of you looking at me after you fart!”
“I really want potatoes, so that’s influencing my decision.”
“This is why you deserve to die.”
“I can’t eat it, you’re safe from me.”
“I don’t think I’m ever safe from you.”
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