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Did anyone ask for Dragon EX? No? Well you're getting it anyways!

Mumbo was running. Where? He had no clue. All he knew was that he had to get away from Hermitcraft. He could hear his laughing getting closer, and closer. Before he could even fully process that he was getting closer he had already nocked Mumbo down.

There covered in still dripping blood, that wasn't his, was Grian. His chocolate eyes crazed with the lust for blood. Just last week if you where to tell him this is how Grian really acted he wouldn't have believed you. But now, with almost every Hermit dead? He would actually say that you where under playing how crazy Grian actually was.

"End of the line Mumbo!" said Grian, readying the bloody sword in his hand.

"I'm not finished yet! So it isn't over yet!" replied the mustached man, voice shaky yet strong.

The dirty blond (or bloody blonde in Mumbo's opinion) scoffed, "Is that so? Please do tell me how you expect to win? I have already killed both Doc and Falsy (that's False if your wonderin), what chance to you have to take me out?"

Mumbo knew there was no way to kill Grian, they couldn't do it with everyone so how could he do it alone? And he knew the there was no chance he could run away from Grian, he was stuck, "Why are you doing this? I trusted you! We all did!"

Grian's grin grew even more as Mumbo said this, as if the man had walked right into his trap, "Well then you can't exactly blame me, can you?" cooed Grian, using a fake sympathetic voice, "It was your mistake after all"

...

As the sun set on Hermitcraft one last time, Grian was making his way to the spawn portal. Another world dealt with, another perfect murder.

"Well done, my little bird. I am so proud of you!" praised an echoing voice, "Now, I'm sending you to take care of a world I'm sure you'll love! I believe the player staying there calls it, To The End"

Grian looked confused, "Player? As in only one? Why? You never send me to take care of solo worlds, what's so special about this one?"

The voice laughed, "See it as a chance to redeem yourself, since you didn't finish him before"

The builders eyes widened, "You don't mean, him do you?"

"Ah! But I do mean him"

A wicked smirked formed on the winged mans face, "Consider it done"

He then walked through the portal, leaving Hermitcraft behind and heading for a new world to take out. A new victim to slaughter.

"And to think, you almost got away from me.

To bad that I don't give up easily, The Wicked Never Rest after all"

A little thing I wrote awhile back, hope you enjoy it!

Grian didn't like the End, and he liked the Ender Dragon even less. The dragon represented all of which he had lost, and it represented what he could never have back.

So when Grian joined Hermitcraft he promised himself he'd do his best to avoid fighting the ender beast and its dimension, but of course it didn't last forever. Ren had asked if he wanted to go End busting, and who could ever say no to those puppy eyes?

And that's why Grian was here now, flying around the end islands looking for cities with Ren. Luckily everything was going smoothly, they had successfully raided four of the cities and where on there way to their fifth one when disaster struck.

Ren's elytra broke, right over the void. Grian was alerted to this when he heard Ren shout out in horror, quickly turning around he dove down immediately. He knew that's wherever Ren was headed, so he was trying to get under the wolf to get a chance to catch him before he hit the void.

Seconds later he saw a brown and red blur falling, there's the wolf. Bracing himself for the other to land in his arms, Grian thought of all the ways this could go wrong. All the ways he could drop Ren, or how both of them might end up in the void. But he shook away these thoughts soon after. He could worry later, right now it was do or die. And he wanted to do this.

It was presently easy to catch Ren, sure it wasn't easy, but it sure wasn't all to hard either. Grian has bested the End this time, victory was his.

Making his way over to one of the islands, Grian safely dropped Ren of.

"I think, I think that's enough end busting of now" said Grian, already moving towards the direction of their End city portal.

"I agree man. Also, that thing you did was amazing!" exclaimed Ren, voice and eyes full of awe.

"Thank you, it was something I did to save you. Don't know why I did it, it was kinda just by instinct"

"Well whatever it was it was amazing! I'm totally going to brag about this!"

Grian's only respond was a laugh, and soon Ren too joined in in the laughter.

The End may not have been as bad as he thought, but he still didn't like it.

The End: 0

Grian: 1

Look who’s finally decide to post about Hermitcraft! And of course, it’s vines! So enjoy this while I debate if it’s a good decision to upload some of my fics onto here!  

How to react when your friends gives you fashion advice

Iskall: Change you shirt

Grian: Bruh, *starts banging on a door in beat* First of all I look good in this shirt, and second of all I look good in this shirt, and third of all I look good in this shirt so tell me I don't look good in this shirt!

Costume shopping

Impulse: *Shaking his head*

Tango: *In a shark costume* I'm a better left shark the you could ever be!

Zedaph: *Also in a shark costume* Are you serious?! *Crosses arms and turns back to Tango*

Tango: *Making gestures at Zedaph* That's what I thought!

It shall never end

Cleo: *All serious* I'm gonna kill you, and your entire family to. *She laughs as she's dipping cookies that look like Zloy into a glass of milk* It's over now buddy!

My cat LOVES when I pretend to eat her head

Scar:*Has his mouth open and is moving it closer to Jellie's head* Ahhhhh

Jellie: *Makes weird cat noises*

Scar: *Dose the same thing again*

Jellie: *Makes the same sound*

Why? Just why?

Grian: *Dancing and singing with G-team* buh, buh, buh, buh, bring the babe!

Mumbo: *Running in with a beetroot on a plate* Anything for you Griance!

The start of the war

Grian: *Nonchalantly* I put my head's in your bush

Doc: You put-*Spluttering* Your head's in my bush?!

Has there ever been a robbery here?

Tango: Excuse me sir, has there ever been a robbery at this establishment?

Doc: Uh, no, not that I know of

Grian :*Is sneaking behind Doc with a bag full of diamonds, silently laughing*

I could see this happening

Grian: I got the diamonds!

Mumbo: You killed Scar!

What most countries think Sweden is: Good looking people, surströmming, nice people, good at English, Pewdiepie

What Sweden actually is like: 70% trees, "Ok so if I don't look you in the eyes, we don't speak. Ok? Good" Singing schoolyard rhymes at a professional baking competition, actually nice teachers.