Indirect BTD quotes

@jerrybabyz

-cool dude tbh

-Too much Voltron

@badboyowo

-cursed tbh

MC: we need a vote, Tom Holland or Tobey Maguire?

Mainly everyone: Tom Holland

Rire and Vincent: Tobey Maguire

Strade: ÒwÓ

Ren: ówò;;

[an accurate representation of my pal @ Rire]

Rire: it’s time to die mortal

Sophie: Ok 👌

Rire: UwU

Rire: oh no looks like we’re all out of tea

MC: can’t you just buy so more?

Rire: I can’t buy this kind of tea

MC:... what kind is it?

Rire: Human blood infused earl grey

Me: Strades the best character

Pal 1: No, Akira

Pal 2: N o p e, Sano

Pal 3: Rire ;))

MC, deciding to sing Fabulous: I need I need, I need I need, I need I need... I neeeeed-

Strade: -a knife to the heart? I can help with that

MC: Actually it’s fabulous

A group of the BTD Bois and MC went on a team building trip to the wilderness, only approximately 3 actually wanted to be there

MC: Was there even a purpose for this ‘team building trip’

Ren: To strengthen our bond as friends

Lawrence: To look at the flowers

Strade: To kill animals

....

Strade: *exists*

Me: mmmmm yes good content yes please, actually stomp on me Papi 👌👌👌

Rire: so Strade, what did you bring?

Strade: *pulls up a book labelled ‘50 great things about knives’*

MC: didn’t you write that?

Sano, probably high: MC?

MC: yeah?

Sano: why isn’t insulin taken orally?

Rire: *pulls of mask*

MC and Ren: I knew it

Everyone else: Steve Harwell?!

Strade: *groans* *takes off his jacket and turns it upside down, several knives fall out at once*

MC: How-

MC: only if you don’t murder me *laughs*

MC: Rire..?

Rire: I put poison in one of these but I forgot which one..