Yooo

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

saw heritage post

once humans evolve to not have faces anymore everyones gonna be confused about why we had a website called facebook

whats your name. whats the color of the sky. whats the opposite of down

Age 31 pretending to be asleep in the back of the car so my crusty & dead as fuck grandparents carry me inside

throw it back for me my angel of twerking