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i love reading wikis i just read one that said that jays hobbies are looking through tapes, filming himself, and changing locations. somehow i get the sneaking suspicion that he did not actually enjoy doing those things

slenderman should laminate his pages

Jay Merrick looks so sad and pathetic in the comic and tbh he’s just a pathetic little guy in general. He’s what I imagine as that milk filled stuffed animal that one person had where they said they’d pour milk on it and it’d be sopping wet and they’d just hit it against a wall, and drink the milk from it.

2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong

theres been a lot of activity lately in the Fucking Your Mom fandom i just thought id let you know. sorry you had to find out like this

they should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up and feel rested

if you don't booyah back i am killing both of us

Im not my blorbo's defence lawyer. I'm their rich mom at parent night and for the money I'm paying this place, my little darling treasure gets to bite as many classmates as they like