SERENDIPITY.

“no! of course not! i’m very serious, he’s all yours, if you want him! m-me? oh, well, th-thank you. i try to be kind, um, especially to you, since you’re so kind to me. i would say think about the children, but they wouldn’t even know he was gone, since it will be a new class! is that awful to say? but, um, i know you’ll take care of him. my dog will definitely not miss him, he always likes to bark at him. i think cupcake thinks he’s a little toy, or something.”

“well, of course, i want him! we’ve practically become best friends. don’t ask him, he’ll say otherwise. well, i.. yeah, i always wanna try and be kind to a beautiful lady like yourself. i mean, i should think about the kids but they’ll just have to go without a class pet for right now. sorry but also not sorry. wow, how could cupcake yell at such an innocent being known as eugene? that’s disrespectful on so many levels.”

“can’t think of a damn person, if i’m being honest. oh? am i taking someone else’s seat? please, you love talking to me. i’m sorry, i only know of zandy mok. who’s harry styles? why can’t i be cocky and hilarious? the two go hand and hand. like peanut butter and jelly, my friend.”

“ah, exactly. nobody should complain. as for taking someone’s seat, i’m sure you know for a fact you’ll always have a spot for my dick. no matter what. me? loving talking to you? that’s debatable. well, i don’t know, do you think your cockiness will settle well with the ladies and gentlemen out there?”

“ well, who’s to say that clothes don’t matter to some people ?? what you wear can totally affect the way you feel and the way people see you. wearing something a little more high end can make someone feel cool and confident, and if something makes you feel good, i’d say that’s pretty meaningful, wouldn’t you ?? ”

“or i just don’t care about boys shoes..” she shrugs, unfazed. “wait like as in the guy off that black panther movie? is he a basketballer too?” 

“that could.. also be a possibility. i definitely will not rule that out.”, he chuckled. “no, that’ll be michael b. jordan, rather than michael jordan the basketball player. the one with a b is just an actor. you seriously don’t know anything about jordans?”, he asked, raising a brow.

“oh? you know you don’t even have to ask! um, actually, if you want–only if you want–you can keep him over the summer? i mean, i could keep him too, but you really seem to like him.”

“wait, you’re joking.. you have to be kidding! i can keep eugene for the entire summer? wow, i already thought you were too kind but now, you’ve definitely one-upped yourself. but i do hope you know, when you give the crab to me, it’ll be the last time you ever see him.”

“but i’m so comfortable being on it. manners? what are ‘manners’? please let me know. oh, can’t relate. i walk how i’d like to just because i can buy another pair. i do, but i’ll wear both, because i look good either way.”

“uh, yeah i bet, who wouldn’t be? however, i’m not comfortable with you being on it. i don’t even know why i try with you.. y’know maybe if your head wasn’t shoved so far up your own ass, i would enjoy having a conversation with you. who do you think you are, harry styles? you may be cocky but god, do you make hilarious statements.”

“i didn’t realise there was a hype over jordans, my bad.” she frowns, “like do people who just wanna play basketball wear them? or are they are an everyday sorta deal?”

“well, you’ve been living under a rock, it seems. people love jordans but probably barely know anything about michael jordan himself. people go so far as to collect these expensive shoes rather than wearing them like they’re supposed to. it’s wild, honestly.”

“it’s all about the aesthetic. and the fact that you can say you own jordans. and shut the fuck up, as if you need to worry about money. just buy the damn shoes.”

“okay, first, get off my dick. it’s just a simple question. i didn’t asked to be attacked how you’re attacking me right now. mind your fuckin’ manners, asshole. the aesthetic of those shoes is walking around like a penguin because you don’t wanna get them dirty. i’m sure you’d feel the same about versace because you like gucci so damn much.”

“dude, have you ever seen space jam? i would pay a thousand bucks to have some shoes from the man that was in a movie with lola bunny. is it weird to have the hots for a cartoon animal?”

“well.. i mean, it sort of is? i’m not about to sit here and judge you. everyone is into whatever they’re into but.. having the hots for lola bunny can be justified. she’s pretty damn beautiful.”

“ i don’t know, wearing expensive stuff is kinda fun. especially expensive shoes !! i mean—i don’t really wear a lot of fancy stuff normally but if i’m willing to spend a lot of money on something, it’s usually shoes. it’s a little gift to myself and it makes me feel good !! haven’t you ever head of treating yoself ?? ”

“yeah! anything you want! o-oh? what’s that? i, uh, only have ten dollars in my wallet, so.”

“wha- no, brynn. i don’t want money. i wanna touch your pet crab! as long as i get to touch the crab, that’ll be enough for me. no stuffed animal could amount to playing with the hermit. ”

( KIM NAMJOON )? NO, THAT’S ( INDIGO LEE ) THE ( TWENTY-FOUR ) YEAR OLD ( MODEL ). WHO HAS BEEN IN TOWN ( FOR THREE YEARS ) AND REMINDS EVERYONE OF ( FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, MAKEUP BRUSHES, AND DESIGNER CLOTHES ). MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THE ( CISMALE ) IS ALWAYS ( DRAINED & INSECURE ) OR ( CHARISMATIC & PLAYFUL ). EITHER WAY ( HE ) IS APART OF THE TOWN. ( OOC ; YA BOI SIMON )

“it’s almost summer, which means i need to start cleaning up my classroom. i may need some help–i can only reach but so high, and i do have streamers attached to the ceiling. it wasn’t very fun putting those up on a rickety ladder, i’ve got to say. but, um, maybe you could help? i-i mean, if you wanted. i’ll even let you pick a prize from the treasure box! or two!”

“a prize from the treasure box? wait, scratch that. plural prizes from the toy box? what more could a guy want? well, actually... y’know, you drive a hard bargain, maxwell.. but, i think i’ll need more than a few prizes to help your streamer situation.”