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Luther: I’m aware of that

Raymond: but then we spent some time together

Luther: uh-huh....?

Lila: does it affect me?

Diego: no——

Allison: what?

Klaus: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved

Five: your existence is confusing

Vanya: how so?

Diego: here

Five: yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those

Diego, at the hospital: I’m Klaus’ emergency contact

Nurse: so you’re here to pick him up?

Klaus: Five gave it to me

Five: I threw it at you

Five: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I could commit crime with

Luther: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends

Vanya: I wish I had friends

Ben: I swear to god if I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I’m leaving

Five: that’s not a word

Diego: just tell him I said something

Allison: like what?

Diego: anything factually incorrect

Ben: I don’t want tea

Klaus: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea

Ben: then why are you telling me?

Klaus: it’s a conversation starter

Ben: that’s a lousy conversation starter