Totally (in)correct Ultimate Spiderman quotes

Peter: It’s like normal hockey but the puck is on fire and the edge of the field is defined by a ring of fire

Sam: Also it’s played on concrete and the player wheels are greased by kerosene.

Luke: Guys, we were gone for two days!

Peter: It has a death match mode. Two players. First to seven goals wins.

Ava: Peter, Sam, I respect you both, but what the actual fuck?!

Sam: Are you too cowardly to play fire hockey?

Peter: What, my hair? My eyes? Wait, are you talking about my comedy skills?

Ava: I- what?

Sam: I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved!

Ava: Why?

Peter: I wanna wander around the school and annoy Sam.

Luke: Technically, you don’t need to know how to play it for that.

Amadeus: I would say infinitesimal

Luke: [clicking noise]

Peter: Stop it.

Danny: Stop what?

Peter: You’re talking about me in Morse Code.

Luke: Yeah, Peter, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time and with our very limited budget we went out and took a class on a very outmoded, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Peter: Am I wrong?

Luke: ...So you’re not going to share.

Miles: Are you going to give me a sticker?

Peter: Not just any sticker. It has a kitten that says,

"me-wow!"

Miles: Peter, I'm not in kindergarten

Peter: Oh, well I'll take it back then

Ava: What? What are you talking about?

Peter: Don't you carry one in your purse?

Ava: Have you ever met a human woman?

Peter, to MJ: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?