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Sam:Â We have invented fire hockey.
Peter: It’s like normal hockey but the puck is on fire and the edge of the field is defined by a ring of fire
Sam: Also it’s played on concrete and the player wheels are greased by kerosene.
Luke:Â Guys, we were gone for two days!
Peter:Â It has a death match mode. Two players. First to seven goals wins.
Ava:Â Peter, Sam, I respect you both, but what the actual fuck?!
Sam:Â Are you too cowardly to play fire hockey?
Danny: …Give me a stick.
Peter: Dear diary, today three people tried to murder me…
Peter: …so pretty average day
Luke: So, I’ve been thinking… Danny: Dangerous past tense.
Danny: I’m in.
Ava: This plan will require using Peter’s greatest strength.
Peter:Â What, my hair? My eyes? Wait, are you talking about my comedy skills?
Sam: My guess is your obnoxious personality.

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Sam: When i get murdered can you make sure i become an unsolved case?
Ava:Â I- what?
Sam:Â I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved!
Peter: Can we go back to ‘whEN i get murdered’?!
Peter:Â Hey, do you know anyone that can teach me how to play the trumpet?
Ava:Â Why?
Peter:Â I wanna wander around the school and annoy Sam.
Luke: Technically, you don’t need to know how to play it for that.
Peter:Â You have opened my eyes, Luke.
Flash:Â Why is Miles sitting on the roof?
Peter:Â He likes to feel tall.
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kind of? not as much as I used to but I still post sometimes

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Ava: If Spiderman and Scarlet spider were drowning and you could only save one, who would you save?
Sam: My energy
Ava: Interesting. The odds of that happening are vanishingly small.
Amadeus: I would say infinitesimal
Sam: Yes and I would say teenily weenily. We all know words.
Danny: [clicking noise]
Luke: [clicking noise]
Peter: Stop it.
Danny: Stop what?
Peter: You’re talking about me in Morse Code.
Luke: Yeah, Peter, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time and with our very limited budget we went out and took a class on a very outmoded, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
Peter: Am I wrong?
Danny: No. That’s exactly what we did.
Peter: There’s no "I" in team, but there is one in "pizza."
Luke: ...So you’re not going to share.
Peter: I am not going to share.
Peter: Good job, Miles
Miles: Are you going to give me a sticker?
Peter: Not just any sticker. It has a kitten that says,
"me-wow!"
Miles: Peter, I'm not in kindergarten
Peter: Oh, well I'll take it back then
Miles: Hey, I earned this, back off!

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Peter: Alright, give me your hair dryer.
Ava: What? What are you talking about?
Peter: Don't you carry one in your purse?
Ava: Have you ever met a human woman?
Peter, to MJ: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
MJ: Of course. I'm not an animal.
I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids’ menu. What a stupid age I am
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