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Starscream:
Starscream: *Stabs his leg*
Megatron, screaming: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
Starscream: You’re a liar!
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Megatron: I can’t feel my leg.
Starscream:
Starscream: *Stabs his leg*
Megatron, screaming: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
Starscream: You’re a liar!

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Starscream to Megatron: Most people your age die. Why won't you?
Thundercracker: I need your help.
Starscream: Alright but it's gonna cost you.
Thundercracker: You owe me eight thousand credits.
Wheeljack: Starscream, you can’t be mad at me for something I did in your dream.
Starscream: Watch me.
Tailgate: When are you free?
Cyclonus: I'm forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I am never truly "free", but I don't really have any plans all next week except Monday
can I draw this
ofc!!! anyone's welcome too :)
I drew it :) also it's a little sloppy so sorry about that
last drawing is a bonus ig

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Megatron: *Gently taps table*
Starscream: *Taps back*
Skywarp: What are they doing?
Thundercracker: Morse code.
Megatron: *Aggressively taps table*
Starscream: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Rodimus: How do you pronounce that?
Megatron: Pronounce what?
Rodimus: Bourgeois? Bourgeoisie?
Megatron: With hatred.
Tailgate: When are you free?
Cyclonus: I'm forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I am never truly "free", but I don't really have any plans all next week except Monday
can I draw this
ofc!!! anyone's welcome too :)
Rung: Question for everybody: What do you do when you can't fall asleep? Do you have a special song that helps you fall asleep?
Whirl: I punch myself in the face repeatedly until it goes dark
Tailgate: When are you free?
Cyclonus: I'm forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I am never truly "free", but I don't really have any plans all next week except Monday

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Rodimus: This is fun, something you wouldn’t understand because you’re not programmed to feel joy.
Ultra Magnus: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
Rodimus: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them.
Starscream: How many times do I have to apologise?
Bumblebee: Once would be nice.
Starscream: No.
Skywarp: If TC and I were drowning, who would you save?
Starscream: You two can’t swim?
Skywarp: It’s a hypothetical question, Starscream! Who would you save?
Starscream: My time and effort.
Starscream: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Megatron: I’m guessing they’re all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Starscream: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically god.
Megatron: There it is.
Starscream: Come here.
Megatron: Why?
Starscream: Just come here.
Megatron: No you're going to hit me.

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Megatron: Starscream, where were you between the hours of 12 and 1 am?
Starscream: Sleeping. Why?
Megatron: There was a break in at the local museum. A valuable gemstone was stolen.
Starscream:Â Oh no! Who could've done such a thing?!Â
Megatron, sighing: Just put it back.
Thundercracker: Hey Starscream, in your opinion what’s the height of stupidity?
Starscream: How tall is Skywarp?
Thundercracker: 30 feet?
Starscream: 30 feet.