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Itto: [jumps through a window and shatters it, sets off three fire alarms, steps on somebody's foot and breaks eighteen plates]

Lohen: No, you don't.

Linnea: I wish Lumi could talk.

Xinyan: Okay. What's the most evil thing you've done?

Yun Jin: Well not to brag, but I took the last cookie from the cookie jar.

Kokomi: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. There is no such thing as a one-sided coin.

Venti: What's wrong?

Zibai: Can we get Chinese food?

Venti: That's what you want to talk about?

Collei: Like, in general or the plan?

Tighnari: The plan.

Venti: I think it was cruel to give Lightning McQueen a foot fetish as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. He has nothing.

Xilonen: Nah, the manager's a vampire. And he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Xiao: Traveler sending me selfies of them in their PJs.

Hu Tao: Oh my god, what did you say?

Xiao: "It's 4 pm and you're still in your PJs?"