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Heizou [standing between a widespread fire and a crowd of children, in a Santa costume, screaming]: This is what happens when you're naughty!

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"Honestly I'm ready to fight 24/7. Even in death. Just take my ashes and throw them in the eyes of my enemies."

—Childe, probably

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"That is a terrible, self-destructive plan, and I'm behind you a hundred percent."

—Hu Tao, probably

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Kokomi: She does have a point.

Sara: Don't agree with me. It makes me very uncomfortable.

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Alhaitham: I know I'm a real asset.

Kaveh: You're only off by two letters.

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Rosaria: I've got an idea.

Barbara: We're not gonna murder anyone.

Rosaria: I have no idea.

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"My body is so cute and it deserves a better personality than the one I've got."

—Yae Miko, probably

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Ei: To my new child-in-law, I would say this:

Ei: You have released me. This monster is yours now.

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Cyno: I feel old, like I'm not cool anymore.

Collei: That's not true.

Cyno: Really?

Collei: You were never cool.

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Thoma: I thought you didn't like to play the hero.

Yoimiya: Doesn't mean I don't know how.

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Zhongli: Barbatos! Why was there a bucket on top of my door?

Venti: Why was your door under my bucket?

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Lisa: I don't work well under pressure.

Lisa: ...Or any other circumstance.

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Escoffier: What’ll make you feel better?

Furina: [shrugs]

Escoffier: Do you want a cookie?

Furina: [nods]

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Paimon [starting a kindergarten uprising]: The whole system is corrupt! Meow!

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Itto: I'm a master of stealth.

Itto: [jumps through a window and shatters it, sets off three fire alarms, steps on somebody's foot and breaks eighteen plates]

Itto: You'll never see me coming.

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Cyno: This is a DEMOCRACY, not a dictatorship.

Sethos: There are two of us, how could this possibly be a democracy.

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Mona: So no matter how shallow and self-absorbed you pretend to be—

Fischl: Excuse me, there is no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.

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