#heizou

Warning(s): sfw, fluff, established relationship, gender neutral reader

Characters mentioned: wanderer, kazuha, heizou, varka, lohen and kaveh

Wanderer stared at you like you had grown 10 heads when you told him to sit on your lap, as he was constantly shifting while leaning down to see what you were showing him on your PC. "H-have you lost your mind?!" was the only thing he could say as he stood in front of you, glaring, but his beef-red ears and stuttering words gave him away completely, and you took that opportunity to wrap your hands around his snatched, pretty waist and tug him against you. "pretty plsssssssss" "NO!" "pretty prettyyyy plssssss" "hell no, I'm not sitting on your lap, no matter what!" After a while of struggling, he was finally sitting on your lap, with your arms around his waist, holding him there firmly, while resting your face on his shoulder as you continued to tap away on your keyboard. Meanwhile, he kept his gaze away from you, looking at the corner of the room, the floor, the ceiling, anywhere but at you. "...you are so annoying," he mumbled, as his whole body was practically burning.

Kazuha looks at you with subtle surprise as you tell him to sit on your lap while you were showing him some pictures on your laptop, but there was only one chair, and you were sitting on it, but you can't just have him stand all by himself, can you? So, you tugged at his sleeves. "Come onnnn, Kazuha." You bat your lashes at him, hoping it'll convince him. "Love, but my weight-" "I can handle it! plsplsplsplspls" It took a while to convince him that, no, your legs won't hurt just from him sitting on them for a while, and when finally he sat, you could tell that he was only putting a little bit of his weight on you while still holding most of it himself. So, you snake your arms around his waist and pull him back firmly, making him yelp as he leaned back against you finally and let all of his weight on you. "See? I'm fit and fine." Kazuha's face flushed before he finally relaxed against you.

Heizou tilted his eyebrows at you when he heard you say, "Sit on my lap," before an evil, shit-eating grin formed on his face as he dramatically started speaking like a damsel in distress. "Oh, my love, how would you be able to handle me on your lap, hm? I don't want you becoming mashed potato, you know." You give him a deadpan look before pulling on his wrist and making him sit on your lap. "You're hella annoying, you know that," you said, leaning your head on his shoulder. "Yet you still have me on your lap, hmm, I wonder why..." he said, pretending to be deep in thought while leaning back against you, before you pinch him hard on his thigh. "Ouch ouch ouch, how can you resort to violence with your charming, smart, and amazing boyfriend???" "I have to resort to a little bit of violence when my boyfriend is being a drama queen." Heizou feigned hurt before leaning back into you more.

Varka was genuinely shocked when you said you want him to sit on your lap to see if you can handle it, like he always does with you, but he was built like a freaking tank. How can he sit on your lap??? He laughed nervously and tried to change the subject. "...hahahaha ah... how about you sit on my lap instead, sweetheart? Won't that be better...?" Varka suggested while hesitating, as he saw you glaring daggers at him. "No, I sit on yours all the time. It's your turn now," you said stubbornly, without blinking. You were hella serious about this. Varka reluctantly walked towards your direction, internally telling himself that he will only put a bit of his weight on you and keep the most to himself, so you can be satisfied and happy. He bit his lower lip as he lowered himself to sit on your lap slowly and carefully, before sitting on one leg gently, putting only a little amount of his actual weight, as he praised you about how strong you are, that you can hold him in your lap. But even you knew he was holding back for you, tho it didn't matter because you were more than happy to see just how hard he was trying, so you played along before wrapping your arms around him and hugging him tightly, as he patted the back of your head.

Lohen's face had one reaction to your words: amusement. His eyes glowed like he was just offered to kill a million Hilichurl camps, that shit-eating smirk automatically plastered on his face like it never left. "Oh? How nice of you to offer me a seat on yourself." He certainly didn't hesitate or waste any time before plopping down on your lap and wrapping his arms around your neck like it was the most natural thing ever, before leaning unbearably close to your face. "Is this what you wanted?" You gripped his waist before speaking, "You're not as heavy as I thought, pretty light actually." Lohen was slightly taken aback by your response before chuckling as he let out a, "Huh?" You nodded before continuing, "Really, it's actually pretty cozy and comfortable having you on top. It's basically like having a giant plushie." Lohen’s ears flushed at your words, but he quickly tried to cover it by tackling you backwards before you could see it and biting at your neck, not roughly, but still firm enough to leave a temporary mark. You giggled, trying to push him off as his breath tickled your sensitive neck, but he wouldn't budge and kept doing it again and again on purpose until you were out of breath from laughing.

Kaveh thought he was actually going insane and hearing stuff because of all the all-nighters he pulls to work on new designs till sunrise. When you said, "sit on my lap," his whole face became flustered like a radioactive tomato immediately. "W-what are you even s-saying?!" You snake your arms around his waist slowly, teasingly, and tug him closer. "Please, Kaveh?" You rub circles on his lower back where your hand rested, making him arch into your grip subtly. "Y-you… I… wha-" It was both adorable and funny as hell to see him stutter on his words, and desperately try to get a word properly out of his pretty little mouth. You leaned closer and rested your chin on his stomach, looking up at him with puppy eyes he could never resist. "Please? It'll just be for a minute, really." Kaveh looked down at you as you feigned innocence and kept trying to trick him into your trap, which was working very effectively because not a single bone in his entire being was able to say no to you when you were holding him and looking at him like this, and 10 seconds later, there he was, sitting on your lap as you happily rested your head against his shoulder, and, oh, you could literally feel the heat coming off him from blushing so much. Safe to say, he didn't stay on your lap for just one minute.

Pt.2 here

a/n: I always get the most unhinged ideas to write abt but let's be fr we ALL once ATLEAST ONCE imagined to have our favorite characters sit on our lap like pls it can't just be me💔💔

Also I had a few more genshin characters i wanted to add but it was getting too long so I'll stop here for now and maybe make a second part later...

detective vs cat 🔍🐾

Genshin Impact (The Yearner + Husbando ver.) click and drag game!

warnings: flashing images

characters included: (－ v.6.4) diluc, kaeya, zhongli, childe, itto, thoma, xiao, baizhu, dainsleif, albedo, ayato, wanderer, gorou, kazuha, heizou, venti, cyno, alhaitham, tighnari, kaveh, wriothesley, neuvilette, ororon, ifa, capitano, dottore, pantalone, pierro, kinich, illuga, lohen, flins, varka

Game notes • How to Play

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luka, till, isagi, chigiri, ness, yuta, venti, illuga, kazuha, xiao, heizou x dom!reader

overstimulation, orgasm denial, they give up in the first 30 seconds

"it won't fit like that.."

you chide him playfully, watching as the shirtless man, sitting on your pelvis and pouting, whines. you've prepped him like you always had, thrusting your fingers in his wet hole until the man is panting, tears leaving his eyes. he's cum once tonight already.

tonight was different. he had insisted on riding you, even though he liked it when you pounded into him, rough and heavy, shoving his body into the mattress. well, you were more than happy to oblige.

he tries again, lifting himself up with his arms and balancing over your tip, flushed and erect, precum smeared across the head. moving slowly, he lowers himself down, and tightness is immediate—his insides are warm and twitching, but he's trembling, not able to go down any further.

"aww, what's wrong?" you move in for a kiss, but he turns away, arms shaking as he tries to hold himself where he is, dick halfway in his ass.

"it's too big." he puts it plainly, blushing as he says so. his fingers trace the intersection of where his ass and your cock meet, unconsciously whining as he does so. "...don't think i can do this.."

shame. and he was so confident about it too, smug that this time, he'd be the one to leave you gasping for air.

"you're the one who said it, not me." grabbing his plush hips, you squeeze. he turns to you immediately, eyes wide, "wait-"

you shove him down, and his protest becomes a moan, dragged out and high pitched. he shakes and cums on the spot, thin, ropy white strands splattering across his abdomen. "a-ah... mnnh- i-i said..."

"you said you couldn't handle it, princess. i've been patient enough."

using him like a living fleshlight, you drop him down and drag him back down at a relentless pace, listening to the whines being punched out of him. "u-uh, ah- ahm-" with each thrust, the faint outline of your cock appears on his stomach.

"'t's too much...nnnh-ah-ah!" his words are beginning to slur, pretty eyes rolled up. his body is limp, fully letting you take control. "f-feels good, feels so good.."

"you like that, princess? always like it when you get fucked right like this, hm?"

"y-yea-uhm! ah-eek!"

"no one else can fuck me as well as i can, hm?"

he is lost, mouth open only to gasp for air and tears streaming down his face from the overstimulation. he's close, and you can feel it with how he tightens around you.

"naughty boy."

you grab his cock, red and flushed, and squeeze it tight. he lets out a strangled noise, presumably startled. "l-let go, n-need- ah, to cum.. need to c-cum s-soo'bad...." he's delirious, almost, and his member twitches in your hand, desperate to release.

he's cute like this.

"say it."

"s-say what? l-let me cum...nnmm.. let me cum...!"

"say that this dick is the only one that can satisfy you."

"u-ugh.. p-please.."

"say it, princess."

he whines, trying to thrust into your hand, but it's no use. your grip won't let a single drop of semen escape. light-headed, he's losing focus fast. honestly, you won't be surprised if he dry orgasms.

"a-ah...y-your dick.. is the only one that can fuck me the w-way i want.."

you cum inside him, hot ropes of cum coating his insides. letting go of his cock, he cums instantaneously, shooting a generous load all over his body. the man trembles, all four limbs shaking, asshole milking your dick for all its worth. fully fucked, he can only moan, tugging at your arm.

"another round, huh?"

CONTAINS. In which you're criminal and their goal is to pursue and arrest you, not knowing the chase would slowly become something far more complicated than they’d expect (lohen, wriothesley, heizou, cyno). a/n. mMM might have gotten carried away with some of them & not exactly proofread pls don't mind any typos!!

!!DO NOT FEED MY WORKS INTO AI!! THIS WORK IS NOT AI!! AI USE PROHIBITED!!

.𖥔 ݁ WRIOTHESLEY

Wriothesley wouldn’t waste energy chasing you across the nation when patience would inevitably bring you back into his reach. Every move you made would quietly narrow the circle around yourself until one evening you rounded a corner only to find him already waiting, leaning comfortably against a wall with his hands crossed over his chest as though the meeting had been arranged in advance. He’d greet you with an easy smile, asking how long you intended to keep making him search before casually stepping into your path the instant you tried to leave.

The conversation between you would become strangely familiar over time, half interrogation and half friendly banter, as if both of you were pretending this wasn’t a pursuit anymore. If you suddenly bolted, he’d catch your wrist with practiced ease, steadying you before you could stumble rather than roughly dragging you back. “For someone who’s always in such a hurry to leave, you never seem eager to say goodbye.” Even when he eventually placed handcuffs around your wrist, he’d adjust them carefully to make sure they weren’t uncomfortable, his fingers lingering long enough to ensure they fit properly before meeting your eyes with a quiet expression that showed his mixed emotions.

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❯❯❯ author’s note this is my first time writing pure smut, we all start somewhere i guess. I started this a bit late (july) so I’m only doing 10 out of 31 days. all fics will include yandere themes, smut, kinks, and a female/afab reader!