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"I am kinda cold-"
Sykkuno: I’m kinda cold-
Corpse: What? [taking off his coat] I told you to bring more layers but of course, you didn't listen and now [piling extra scarves onto Sykkuno] now look, I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death! [taking Toast's hat] How long have you been cold? You should have told me something sooner.
Rae turning to toast: I am cold
Toast: I can't control the weather?!
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Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Poki: I need your advice.
Toast: I’m not great at advice.
Toast: Can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?
There is no future no past-
Austin: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
MatPat: ...All I asked was if you wanted a birthday cake for you're birthday...
attention or DEATH
Pewdiepie: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Jacksepticeye: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies
got lost
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Awesame dude please come to the front desk?
Sam, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Tommy and Tubbo
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Person Tommy and Tubbo, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Sam: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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My old arch enemy
Corpse: ah my old arch enemy.
Brooke: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Corpse: I have a life outside of you, Brooke.
F*uck
Sykkuno: *drops something*
Sykkuno whispering: fuck-
*room falls silent and everyone stares at Sykkuno with confusion, Shock, Horror surprise, and pride*
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
Happy pride month everyone!!! I fully support anyone that is LGBTQIA+ I myself Demisexual/on the Asexual spectrum and possible Bi(idk) if you didn't know!! I am also Christian, and I want to say being you isn't a sin!! God created us exactly how we are!!(If you believe in him which if you don't is fine to!) But anyways I just wanted to say you are vaild and Happy pride month!!!!
To stop me from spilling my juice
CouRage: Name one time I haven’t acted professional
Brooke: You’re holding a juice box right now
CouRage: It’s to stop me from spilling my juice.
when will Ted finally give his talk?!
Rae: When will Ted himself.... finally show up and give his talk?
Ash: The final boss.
Sykkuno:
Sykkuno: You guys do know that TEDTalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
Corpse: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer.
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gonna hate this
Brooke, with great delight: Oh Corpse is gonna hate this.
Shotgun!
*The group is getting into the car*
Jack: I’m driving.
Tubbo, out of view: Shotgun!
Tommy, turning to face Tubbo: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Tubbo: WOAH-
Tubbo, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
how to flirt with a boy
Tina: time sensitive question how do you flirt boy?
Brooke: Throw rocks at him
Poki: Hot dog
Rae: Kill him
Tina: thanks guys
Pass the salt
*OTV having dinner together*
Scarra: Michael can you pass the salt?
Michael: *gets out tiny catapult and proceeds to launch the salt across the table*
Thats where the blood is suppose to be
Sykkuno: I wasn’t hurt that bad
Sykkuno: the doctor said all the bleeding was internal
Sykkuno: Which is where it’s supposed to be
*Toast face planting*
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why do you have a diary
Jack: Why do you have a diary?
Corpse: To keep secrets from my computer.
Would You stab you're best friend?
Neekoul: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million in gold?
Azzy: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Gloom: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Azzy: Good thinking.