Anakin: Hey Obi, can I-
Obi-wan: No.
Anakin: You didn’t even let me finish.
Obi-wan: I’m sticking with no.
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Anakin: Hey Obi, can I-
Obi-wan: No.
Anakin: You didn’t even let me finish.
Obi-wan: I’m sticking with no.

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Han: Do you ever see something that changed your life and just be like “Huh”.
Luke: I saw you.
Han: Honestly that's so nice and sweet and it makes this really awkward because I was just gonna show you this drawing of Chewie as a pigeon.
Leia: Do you support gay rights?
Luke: ... I am gay.
Han: You’re dodging the question.
Han: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a sexy smile I have.
Bouncer: ID please.
Poe: Okay, here.
Bouncer: This is just a receipt for some heelys you bought.
Poe: *has already heely’d past him*
Bouncer, under breath: Fuck, that was so cool.

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Luke: but i want it.
Ambulance driver, passing Diary Queen: i said no.
Pain is temporary. A good story is forever.
- Anakin
Yoda: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Qui-Gon and Luke: Sober.
Obi-Wan and Leia: A little bit tipsy.
Poe: Drunk.
Han: Wasted.
Anakin and Ben: Dead.
R2D2: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Anakin: I’m a knife.
Obi, from across the room: He’s a little spoon.
Leia: Where’s Han?
Luke: We just stepped out of the shower. He'll be here in a minute.
Leia: Okay wel- wait. Did you say “we”.
Luke:
Luke: I said he.

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Obi: I think you have PTSD.
Anakin: Yeah I have PTSD.
Anakin: Proficient Talent for Sucking D-
Obi: WE ALSO need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.
Luke: Tell me I’m pretty.
Han: Pretty fucking annoying that’s what you are.
Hux: I love you very much.
Kylo Ren: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Snoke probably: He's trying to get into your head. Don't listen to him.
I mean, I’m not a slut, but who knows?
- Luke Skywalker approximately 0.2 sconds after meeting Han Solo
Jabba: Can I have a ride.
Han: *getting into the Millennium falcon* I don’t have a ship.

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Anakin: Obi put sand in my coffee.
Anakin: I don’t even know how. We don’t live near a beach. Where is he gettig all this sand?