Incorrect Stargate

Sam: "We were attacked while you were gone."

Cop: "Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with."

Sam: "Again..? What?"

Daniel: "Me and Jack spend the night together."

Sam: "I knew it would happen eventually."

Daniel: "As an archeologist, I find this a very awkward question."

Sam: "That's sweet!"

Is that a headcanon I've been taking at face value?

your honor they hate each other <3

I've seen a lot of takes on these two, all the reasons they should or shouldn't be together and I present you with a third secret option;

✨queerplatonic enemies✨

Jack: "This reminds me of the Sam who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi."

Daniel: "Well, you know what they say. If at first you don't succeed, die, die again."

Teal'c: "That is incorrect, Daniel Jackson. I believe the phrase to be, "try, try again"."

Jack: "See, Daniel? Even Teal'c knows that's wrong. So stop it with the dying already. Or else!"

Daniel: "Or else what?"

Jack: "Bad things. Very bad things."

Daniel: "...worse than dying?"