Teal'c: "Do not worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve."
Jack: "I think you mean cards."
Teal'c, pulling knives out of his sleeves: "I do not."
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Teal'c: "Do not worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve."
Jack: "I think you mean cards."
Teal'c, pulling knives out of his sleeves: "I do not."

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