Broken Barcode

catgirl whos an atheist but she was raised jellicle so she still celebrates the jellicle ball every year with her family

agnostic catgirl says no one can truly know whether the heavyside lair exist or not

tradjell convert realizes that old deuteronomy's power is actually absolute

okay you're not gonna believe this i went to check but uh. macavity isn't there

tumblr is a MORNING app. it should be enjoyed while eating breakfast, drinking your cup of tea or coffee, letting your meds kick in... sometimes I go on here at night but in my heart I know it’s wrong.

How quickly we forget nightblogging

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

#mybrick

If your mind doesn’t turn me on then nothing else you have will.

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

I hate what AI has done to the sparkle emoji. Give it back

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

But only if you want to; to be very clear you don’t have to reblog it and are not getting a bad grade at Tumblr if you don’t