Oct 31, 2023
Program: Fire Alpaca
I have no idea why the shoulders change color. Other than that, i'm happy how this turned out
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Program: Fire Alpaca
I have no idea why the shoulders change color. Other than that, i'm happy how this turned out
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KNYFE: Whoever's salad this is in the fridge I'm taking it because I'm hungover.
Parse: Why would you drink on a work night?
KNYFE: I'm hungover from this morning dumbass!
KNYFE: [gesturing to the wall] Here is my wall of inspirational women
Sky Scraper:...Are those all pictures of you...?
KNYFE: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself
Opening Gifts
Haka: It's a belt with mistletoe around it, how hilarious! Thank you Paige, let me get your gift.
KNYFE: Put that thing on right now and we'll call it even.
Tempest: Do you know how we keep warm on Vognild Prime?
KNYFE: Oh I bet I can guess.
Tempest: We play chess.
KNYFE: (Disappointed) Well I guessed wrong.
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Tempest: Paige... I'm pregnant.
KNYFE: OK. Never expected that I'd be on this end of the conversation.
KNYFE and Skyscraper infiltrate F.I.L.T.E.R.
Becky Blast: (While tied up) So are you guys gonna like check that coolant leak now or-
Field Inventor: They're not maintenance! That was a lie so you'd let them in! They're here for the Infinity Cannon.
Becky Blast: I know ok. I have trouble admitting my mistakes, it's not my fault!
Sharpshooter: (Over the radio) Come in station 38, is everything in your sector clear?
KNYFE: (In a high pitched falsetto) This is station 38 reporting. We're fine, and thank you for the check in.
Sharpshooter: Roger that Becky, coming in loud and clear.
Becky Blast: WHAT!? I sound nothing like that!
Field Inventor: You do a little bit when you get frustrated.
Becky Blast: (In a high pitched falsetto) I do not! (Clears throat) I do not.
Skyscraper: It is locked down tight we'll need a command key.
Becky Blast: Never! You'll have to torture-
Field Inventor: Someone else. We don't have access to command keys.
Becky Blast: Oh right. If you need a key to the break room you have to torture us.
KNYFE: (In a high pitched falsetto) Command, I'm so incompetent and... confused... in a sexual way, that I locked my self out of the Infinity Cannon, can I pwease have a command key.
Sharpshooter: No can do Becky, you already used up your 3 lockouts this month.
Becky Blast: HA! I've saved the day.
Field Inventor: Yeah kinda.
KNYFE: (In a high pitched falsetto) Pweeeease? There's just gotta be something I can do!
Sharpshooter: Well we do need someone to clean out the waste pipeline, chili Friday really did a number on the system... because of everyone shitting.
Becky Blast: What!? NOOOOO!
KNYFE: (In a high pitched falsetto) I'll do it!
Field Inventor: Ha serves you right!
KNYFE: (In a high pitched falsetto) And my stupid friend will help too!
Field Inventor: WHAT!?
Sharpshooter: Roger that, we'll send down some hazmat suits and power washers.
KNYFE: (In a high pitched falsetto) Don't worry, we'll just do it in our denim cutoffs and we'll use my toothbrush.
Sharpshooter: ...Roger that, transmitting command keys now.
Becky Blast: NOOOOOO! I am very secure in my sexuality and do not want to clean up the chili poop! ...Also KNYFE has infiltrated the base.
Field Inventor: They can't hear you unless the button is pressed.
KNYFE: (In a high pitched falsetto) Also I want to kiss Sergeant Steel on the mouth.
Sharpshooter: (Exasperated sigh) We know Becky.
Skyscraper: KNYFE told me that instead of being sad, I should "go get it, girl." So I’m going to go get it, girl.
Parse: Get what?
Skyscraper: Unclear. I’ll get everything, just to be safe.