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Peter: You’re moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel!

Wade: Hello?

Peter: are you hitting on Harley... for me? 

Wade: Because people like you. You're quiet. You say "excuse me." You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

Stephen: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us

Wade, looking at Peter napping in his shoulder: but i know i’m doing it really really well

Wade: Now do you want a barbie or a hot wheels you have to pick one

Harley: *blinks awake* *slaps him* *goes back to sleep*

Tony: THEN WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING

Bruce: Hey! Just because i’m dating Thor doesn’t mean i know how i did it

Thor, out of breath: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS

Loki: Self Control

Tony: because she has little hands

Tony: You're two letters off, but kudos