Incorrect Shadowhunters Stuff

Alec: No

Jace: Why not?

Alec: You morons can't even swim?

Simon: It's a hypothetical question, who would you save?

Alec: *grabs Simon by the arm*

Alright everyone, partner up!

Alec: *whispering*

If we lose, you're out of my will

Simon: That's ridiculous, name one animal-

Magnus: Wasps

Izzy: Chihuahuas

Alec: Yes.

Clary: Why, what did he tell you?

Alec: *points to another object* dis a table

Alec: *points to himself* dis-a-ppointment

Alec: Uhh, Magnus Bane

Alec's phone: Too weak

Clary: Sorry what was that middle part, again?

Magnus: *taps pen back*

Izzy: *taps pen as well*

Jace: Stop it

Magnus: Stop what?

Jace: I know you're talking about me in Morse code

Izzy: Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited time we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so that we could talk about you in front of you

Alec: Magnus, the waitress just asked if you want sparkling or bubbly water

Alec: Magnus you can't wear that-

Magnus: *gasps* How dare you?! I never thought my own husband would impose such restrictions-

Alec: We're going to a funeral Magnus

She's so beautiful!

Doctor: We're going to have to give her some shots

Clary: Yeah, this lecture on the beginning of Shadowhunters is killing me!