Jun 23, 2019
Alec's phone: Please make a password
Alec: Uhh, Magnus Bane
Alec's phone: Too weak
Alec, whipping out his bow: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
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Alec's phone: Please make a password
Alec: Uhh, Magnus Bane
Alec's phone: Too weak
Alec, whipping out his bow: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
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Alec: : I finally had sex today, Dad. Robert: : That's good news, Son. Let's sit down and talk about it. Alec: : I can't. My ass hurts.
Magnus: So in conclusion I've been alive for centuries never been married except to my beautiful Alexander here who just became my husband. My husband!
Alec: Magnus, the waitress just asked if you want sparkling or bubbly water
Magnus: YOU'RE MY HUSBAND, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!
Alec: Hey Magn- are you crying?
Magnus: Oh it's nothing, I've been cutting onions
Alec: I know you don't cook, what is it really?
Magnus: Okay fine I stabbed my foot against the table and it hurts
Alec: Magnus, it's me
Magnus: *sobs* THIS CAT I FOUND OUTSIDE REFUSED TO ACCEPT THE MILK I OFFERED. I WAS REJECTED BY A CAT. A CAT, ALEXANDER!
Asmodeus: Magnus will get his magic back when you to break up
Alec: Okay
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Asmodeus: What- you two were supposed to break up!
Alec: We did. And then we got married
Asmodeus:
Magnus: SUCK IT FATHER!
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Alec: *points to an object* dis a bag
Alec: *points to another object* dis a table
Alec: *points to himself* dis-a-ppointment
Everyone: aLEC NO!
Alec: *gets down on one knee*
Magnus: OMG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY!
Alec: The day I bend down to tie my shoelaces?
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Alec: *gets down on one knee*
Magnus: *GASPS*
Alec: I know, I know it's terrible that I dropped my tablet but don't worry it's totally fine!
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Alec: *gets down on one knee*
Magnus: What is it? Are you doing lunges this time?
Alec: Yeah...
Magnus:
Alec:
Magnus:
Alec: Doing lunges while proposing to you ;)
Magnus: YOU LITTLE SHIT, OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU!
Magnus: Alec doesn't love me anymore
Maryse and Izzy: *bring out a 17000 slide presentation on why Alec lives Magnus*