PEACE AND LOVE

Hermione: Draco I am in love with you too. I already told you this.

Draco: 

Hermione: We are married.

Draco: Please take this personally when I say, I’ve obtained a Ministry order to prevent you from planning Granger and I’s wedding.

Ginny:  *reads papers*

Harry: It's happening to us, too, Draco!

Draco:  Well, not really, 'cause you're not blonde.

Y/n: That is a lie, Draco. 

Alina: Wait... What happened to the first one?

Y/n: I hang on every word.

Sirius: I’m going to assume that is sarcasm.

Y/n: Correct.

Sirius: So you didn’t.

Y/n: Barely listening now. 

Julian: Someone is. 

Y/n: It’s Barry Isn’t it?

Julian: 

Y/n: 

Y/n: Yeah, I know.

Draco: What do you mean, you know?

Y/n: Look at you.

Draco: What do you mean, look at me?

Y/n: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

Harry: Well, you know what they say. Roses are red, violets are blue...

Y/n: Don’t-

Y/n: Why can’t I just be happy?

Y/n: No murder. 

Draco: *on the bathroom floor* B...Positive. 

*Y/n and Draco sitting next to each other laughing* 

Hermione: Malfoy Manor of course. Where else would he have come from Ronald?

Draco:

Ron: 

Harry: 

Y/n: Draco you slept with so many girls you are starting to look like one. Boom roasted. 

Draco: What the fu-

Y/n: Ron? Where’s Ron? Oh, there you are. I couldn’t see you behind the mountain of food. Boom roasted. 

Ron: ...

Y/n: Harry, I can’t decide between an orphan joke or a Voldemort joke. Boom roasted.