incorrect stray kids

chan, referring to skz: they're disrespectful, annoying, and highly unpredictable. chan: chan: i'm incredibly fond of them.

jisung, wandering into jeongin's room at two in the morning: wow,i just saw a tiktok about how a woman strangled her husband to death in the middle of the night. can you even imagine just snapping like that? jeongin, rolling over and closing his eyes: yes.

felix, to chan, after he stepped on his airpods: watch it. don't make me do something you'll hate. chan, scoffing: oh yeah, lix? like what? felix: i think you're sweet and handsome. chan: what- felix: you deserve to be cared for. chan, backing up: n-no- felix: your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard. i'm here for you. chan: STOP IT I'M SORRY

jisung, literally 24 hours older than felix: ha, when i was your age-

chan: sometimes interviewers ask me how i manage the boys so easily. the secret is, i don't. i have no control over them whatsoever. this morning felix called my name and when i showed up jisung shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.