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Aleksander: what's up guys? I'm back.

Mal: what the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.

Aleksander: death is a social construct.

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Inej: so what's for dinner?

Kaz, staring at the food he just burned: regret.

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Matthias: is this whiskey or perfume?

Nina: *chugs entire bottle*

Nina: it's perfume

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Fedyor: you love me, right, Ivan?

Ivan: normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.

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Ivan, about Alina: she's with you because she has Stockholm syndrome!

Aleksander: it's alright, whatever she has I'm sure we'll be able to face it together.

Ivan: no you idiot, it means she doesn't really love you and she's only with you because she's your hostage!

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Nikolai: trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Zoya: NOT EVEN THE SAINTS KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

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Ivan, reading a book: wow. A surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined?

Fedyor: *crashes through the door* IVAAAAN 🥺😭

Ivan: ah. There it is.

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Ivan: Quick, you're losing a lot of blood! What's your type?

Fedyor, bleeding on the ground: tall, handsome, grumpy, wears a bear claw amplifier, second in command of the Grisha Army-

Ivan: your blood type, you idiot!

Fedyor: ....oh.

Fedyor: *looks down at wound*

Fedyor: red

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Ivan: is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Zoya: what's up your ass this morning?

Fedyor, walking in: hey!

Zoya: never mind

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Drinking night in the Little Palace...

Nina: I'll speak French between your legs~

Ivan: I just pictured someone yelling "bonjour!" at a penis...

Zoya: sacre bleus mademoiselle vagina!

Fedyor: honhonhon titty croissant!

Genya: tiTtY cRoISsaNt- *incoherent noises*

Kirigan, the only one still sober: none of you should ever be having sex.

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Zoya: can someone explain to me why my bedroom wall is purple?

Nina: because we painted it!

Fedyor: and it's not purple, it's lilac. Lilac is a real colour.

Zoya: yeah but why did you paint it purple?

Fedyor: it's not purple, it's lilac. Lilac is a real colour.

Zoya: I don't give a shit about what lilac is, it's not blue like I asked for!

Fedyor: lilac is a real colour.

Zoya: I know lilac is a real colour, I don't know what it's doing on my wall!

Fedyor: well... We didn't know lilac was a real colour.

Zoya: AND YOU HAD TO PAINT MY WALL WITH IT TO FIND OUT?!

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Fedyor: it's not that bad! The Healers said the bleeding was internal. That's where all my blood is supposed to be!

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Genya: Let them take the credit. We don't need praise or glory.

Zoya: Praise and glory are two of my favorite things!

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Nina: I need some help dealing with a problem. Any suggestions?

Inej: knife

Nina:

Nina: ...do you have any other suggestions?

Inej: bigger knife

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Zoya: I hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man.

Ivan: I hope this email finds you before I do.

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Aleksander: this is my girlfriend, Alina. And that is my girlfriend's girlfriend, Genya. And that over there is Genya's husband, David.

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Fedyor, Nina: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Ivan, taking away the coffee pot: what if you didn't

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