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Draco: Here, take my coat.

*meanwhile*

Pansy: I'm cold.

Draco: That's sweet. *Says Draco confused*

Y/N: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.

Draco: Better about what?

Y/n: Yeah, I suppose so.

Draco: (to Blaise) Tell her.

Pansy: Never have I ever done something illegal.

Most of them take the shot.

Theo: Y/n, why didn’t you take a shot? I’m fucking 100% sure you’ve done something illegal.

Y/n: “I could, but I don't want to.”

Y/n: Absolutely not!

Theo: Wow. Some great couple. She won’t even share her food.

Y/n: It has avocado on it. He's allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Draco to die?

Theo:

Y/n: I can kiss it, so it'll get better

Theo: That works?

Y/n: Yeah, my mum used to do it when I was little

*later*

Theo: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Theo: I'm your boyfriend.

Y/n: Huh, so that's why.

Pansy:”Oh?”

Y/n:”It's anger”

Draco: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Draco: It's very nice date. Me and you Y/n...

Draco: Theo

Y/n:

Draco:… and your best friend between us.

Y/n: Yes.

Pansy: And they said no?

Y/n: Also, yes.

Pansy: And then Blaise came down and took a slice of it, to which you-

Y/n: Took my fucking pizza back from that asshole and told him to make his own damn dinner.

Pansy: But when Draco asked for some-

Y/n: (throws her hands in the air)

Y/n: I have a hobby!

Ron: I’ll be there to catch you.

Fred: *looks at George* What if I fall?

George: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Harry: *watches these two interactions*

Harry, to Y/n: And if I fall?