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Dimentio: Hey Nassy, what do you want for mothers's day-

Mimi: You know, you are really putting the "itch" in bi-

I met my first valentine on this ride. Her name was Timpani. She's a ghost now.

O’Chunks: The minions' unwritten code of honor is what makes us different from adults, different from animals. What would we be without it?

Count Bleck: 🎶So when push, comes to shove..I will kill your friends and family..🎶

Count Bleck: (shouting) Not only is my reputation as a villian on the line, but also my reputation as a man! So get out there and win, I tell you, win! 

Count Bleck: Quickly, what are some ways we can beat the heroes right now? (O'Chunks raises his hand.) O'Chunks.

Count Bleck: Uh, what about you? What’ve you got?

Dimentio: Murder is like potato chips.

Mimi: Nassy!! I wanna show you something